Thesaurassory
A growing lexicon of real, resurrected, and self-coined words — for the things you've always felt but never had a word for.
386 words and counting
Words that should exist, and some that always did. Filed by tribe.
The Many Faces of Th'ass Tribe
Thesaurass is the soul who snapped wide awake and now has fun with words, giving them character(s). Some she coins, some she digs up, some she intercepts. If it says Thesaurass Original, it was born here, however it arrived.
Thesaurass 👑
The OG. Wicked, feral, sacredly hers.
When a soul snaps, it doesn't always break. Sometimes it mutates.
Thesaurass was born in that beautiful, chaotic moment when rage became creativity, pain became perspective, and words became a way to make sense of it all.
Every word in the lexicon either came through her, was created by her, or got her approval.
Thesaurasscians
The sacred side of the tribe who treats language like scripture, and isn't afraid to get a little celestial about it.
Thesaurassic
The ancient side of the tribe who digs up words nobody's used in centuries and brings them back from the dead.
Tap a word to watch it.
Not every word is wicked. That's why there are
Thesaurasscians, Thesaurassic, Thesaurasslien, and Thesaurassler among us.
From the lexicon
Goprorable
/GO-pro-ruh-bul/ · adjective
OriginGoPro + deplorable
DefinitionSo absurdly dysfunctional that the situation deserves to be filmed, because nobody would believe the shit otherwise.
Usage"Asked for help, got attitude. Didn't ask, got blamed. Then they say they're tired of this shit? Totally goprorable."
Rabbit HoleDysfunctional describes the condition. Goprorable is dysfunction so outrageous it deserves its own documentary.
Word StatusThesaurass Original
VideoDrops Nov 10
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Thesaurass is sacredly feral, wickedly irreverent, and, for some, occasionally fucking inappropriate. We play with language, history, spirituality, symbols, sacred traditions, profanity, and the occasional asshole. We're poking fun at ideas and patterns, not at people, cultures, or traditions.
Thesaurass requires a funny bone, a little curiosity, and a childlike sense of wonder. If you take everything literally, pearl-clutching is entirely your own responsibility. 🐾